I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin- Me: No, your other chin.
On the last day of school:
some people are like: and other people are like: and i’m just like: More laughs here